1 00:00:19,295 --> 00:00:21,711 I'm an ordinary sort of person. 2 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:27,682 It may be hard to believe, but I've never longed for the spotlight. 3 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:29,581 Christine! 4 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:31,445 Do you have any comments? 5 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:34,275 -Just a word or two! -Christine! 6 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:39,108 But somehow the spotlight found me. 7 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:47,702 How can you know when your story begins? 8 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:07,446 Like any girl my age, I'd always dreamt of meeting Prince Charming. 9 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:12,693 Then I met John Profumo. 10 00:01:18,181 --> 00:01:20,839 John was never Prince Charming. 11 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,565 I knew that from the very beginning. 12 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:26,500 Oh, shit! 13 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:46,692 You're 19 years old. 14 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:48,832 Innocent, guilty. 15 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:51,525 Shit! 16 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:55,667 How can one girl have the power to bring a whole world tumbling down? 17 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:57,358 Oh, Christine. 18 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:02,329 Christine! 19 00:02:41,851 --> 00:02:43,887 Did you take my fags? 20 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,649 Johnny? 21 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:54,174 Excuse me. 22 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:04,632 -Hmm. -Oh! 23 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,359 Sorry, we're closed. 24 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,534 I'm supposed to be at this toothpaste thing. 25 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:12,226 Johnny! We need the money. 26 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:24,204 Oh, Christ! I swear, if you ladder my stockings, I'll kill you. 27 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:27,586 For fresher cleaner teeth 28 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:30,762 and minty bright all-day freshness. 29 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:32,419 What? 30 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:33,661 "Minty bright freshness." 31 00:03:33,696 --> 00:03:37,044 Minty bright all-day freshness 32 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:39,943 Bloody hell, I've not even brushed my teeth, you know. 33 00:03:41,531 --> 00:03:42,843 Oh, I am gonna be so late. 34 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:44,914 You're always late, woman. 35 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:47,986 Hmm... Your fault. 36 00:04:00,964 --> 00:04:02,449 Shit. 37 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,662 Men are such fools. 38 00:04:08,696 --> 00:04:11,009 But I like them. 39 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,873 And they seem to like me. 40 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:16,842 If a man finds a girl attractive, 41 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:18,810 is she the one to blame? 42 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:29,372 -No butter, Mandy. -I know, I know. 43 00:04:29,407 --> 00:04:30,925 It's Velvet. 44 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,583 Forget Velvet, I'm not calling you bloody Velvet. 45 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:37,000 Where'd that bread come from? 46 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:39,313 The shop. 47 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:52,671 Sixteen, eighteen... 48 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:56,019 Twenty four slices in a loaf. There should be twenty two left. 49 00:04:56,054 --> 00:04:59,333 Maybe they're cutting down. Making it smaller, but charging the same. 50 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:01,542 Anyway, I had toast for breakfast. 51 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:04,925 -This is yesterday's, isn't it? -No, I had toast, two slices. 52 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:07,790 Piss off, Mandy! You can lie to me all you like, but I'm not eating this-- 53 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:09,723 -I had toast! 54 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:15,107 Fine. You can starve for all I care. 55 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,902 The world's about to end anyway. 56 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,357 Miserable old git. 57 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:25,980 I've had it up to here with him, Chris. 58 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:29,639 I mean, today, of all days... 59 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,710 Why? What's today? 60 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:34,541 -It's my eighteenth! -Oh, course it is. 61 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,370 Happy birthday, doll. 62 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:37,958 And look what he gives me! 63 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:45,414 -Oh! It must be five hundred? -A thousand. 64 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:49,625 Would it have killed him to splash out sixpence extra on a bit of wrapping paper? 65 00:05:49,659 --> 00:05:53,042 Peter's Peter. He gave you the Jag last year. 66 00:05:53,076 --> 00:05:54,664 Maybe he's run out of ideas. 67 00:05:54,699 --> 00:05:56,148 He's run out of something. 68 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:58,530 -Sweetheart? -Full English, please. 69 00:05:58,565 --> 00:06:01,982 -Mand? -Erm, coffee, please. 70 00:06:04,087 --> 00:06:05,710 Eighteen's not that old. 71 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:07,643 I just want to have a bit of fun, you know? 72 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:10,508 You could have a lot of fun for a thousand quid. 73 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:14,822 I was thinking of having my nose done. You know, Harley Street job. 74 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:17,411 The photographers say it kinks out on this side. 75 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,414 -Looks fine to me. -Really? 76 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:22,002 There you go, love. 77 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:27,179 Thanks, doll. I'm skitters. 78 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:28,802 Keep the change! 79 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:31,736 Thank you. 80 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:37,707 Did you go to your audition dressed like that? 81 00:06:37,742 --> 00:06:39,606 With a ladder in your stocking 82 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,953 It was for toothpaste, they weren't looking at my legs. 83 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:45,508 They always look at your legs. 84 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:48,649 Christine Margaret Keeler. You didn't go, did you? 85 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:51,997 Well... why not? 86 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:54,897 That was a really good opportunity, Chris. 87 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:57,002 Good day to you, ladies. 88 00:06:57,037 --> 00:06:58,728 Oh, bloody hell. 89 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:00,868 Can't really stop, Lucky, were in a bit of a rush. 90 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:03,768 -Going to see somebody, is it? -It's none of your business. 91 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,873 You think I can't follow you everywhere you go? 92 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:07,737 Leave her alone! 93 00:07:07,772 --> 00:07:09,774 You're shacked up with Edgecombe now, you little whore! 94 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:12,742 Yeah, maybe I am! 95 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:15,607 -Oh! -You bastard! 96 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,786 See what you make me do! 97 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:27,550 Bloody hell, Chris, are you okay? 98 00:07:27,585 --> 00:07:29,828 I'm fine. 99 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:32,797 -I'm gonna call the police, this can't keep happening. -No, no. 100 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,597 Let's go to Stephen's. Come on. 101 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:48,537 Dr. Stephen Ward. He was always there to save me. 102 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:50,815 And there never seemed a price to pay. 103 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:52,955 Or so I thought. 104 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,681 Open your mouth, little baby. 105 00:07:57,649 --> 00:07:58,685 Little wider. 106 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,999 Mm... You'll live. 107 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:05,243 The swelling might come up in a few hours. 108 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,694 I think I have some arnica somewhere. 109 00:08:07,728 --> 00:08:09,281 I told her to go to the police! 110 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:13,320 It's fine. Lucky'll get over it. 111 00:08:13,354 --> 00:08:15,633 He must have just heard about me and Johnny. 112 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:19,775 Chrissie, darling, on this at least Lucky and I see eye to eye. 113 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:23,295 The last thing you need in your complicated little life 114 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:25,643 is another low-life Jamaican boyfriend. 115 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:29,163 He's not Jamaican! He's from Antigua. 116 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:32,546 Johnny can't stick Jamaicans. And he's nothing like Lucky. 117 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:35,169 You're just prejudiced. 118 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:38,172 Oh, no, you know it's not that. 119 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:40,899 I just... I worry about you, that's all. 120 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,077 Nice arse! 121 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,216 Thank you. 122 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,666 Anyone we know? 123 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,357 Strictly professional, little baby. 124 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:52,014 A man has his needs. 125 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,878 I'll pop to the launderette later. 126 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:56,156 It's just till I sort myself out. 127 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:58,261 You can stay here as long as you like, darling. 128 00:08:58,296 --> 00:09:00,091 That is if we're spared. 129 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:03,025 -Spared? -Khrushchev's missiles. 130 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,648 Cuba, little baby. 131 00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:10,170 -The Russians? -Oh. Bloody Russians. 132 00:09:10,204 --> 00:09:12,724 -Is ten alright, Mand? -Help yourself. 133 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:17,280 But you need to start taking your modelling seriously,Christine. 134 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,419 Tell her, Stephen. 135 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,284 Talking of Russians. 136 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:29,258 Bloody hell, Eugene, why don't you just leave your toothbrush here? 137 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:31,156 Uhm. 138 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:34,643 MI5 may have been watching Captain Ivanov, 139 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:36,817 but to me he was just another one of Stephen's friends. 140 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:41,788 I had no idea what an extraordinary life I was leading. 141 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:45,377 But then, Mr. Profumo was the extraordinary one. 142 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:47,034 Not me. 143 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,311 Jolly good. 144 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:53,938 Salute. 145 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:02,463 -The lunch is always very good. -It had better be. 146 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:05,018 Terribly sorry, sir. 147 00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:07,986 My mother is a tremendous fan, Miss Hobson, 148 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,712 she simply would never forgive me. 149 00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:10,886 Of course. 150 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,164 I go by Mrs. Profumo these days, 151 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,131 but let's not disappoint your mother. 152 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:18,445 Thank you. 153 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,688 Thank you. 154 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:26,798 I sometimes think I should become Prime Minister just to trump you. 155 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,180 They'd still ask for my autograph. 156 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,389 Oh, they'd ask for mine first. 157 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,701 Mr. Profumo. 158 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:34,461 -Yes. -Daily Mirror, sir 159 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:37,257 Anything to say about the Cuba situation? 160 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:40,018 Yes, the Prime Minister is absolutely right. 161 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,469 We cannot bow to bullying from the Soviets! 162 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:44,713 Shall we? 163 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:47,025 Everyone was worrying about the bomb, 164 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,683 when they should have been worrying about me. 165 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,723 I was much more dangerous than Russia. 166 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,242 Oh, shit! 167 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,007 Ah, Christine. 168 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,735 A towel, Jack. 169 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:09,047 Give the poor girl that towel. 170 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,083 Of course. 171 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,845 Right you are. 172 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,091 Come on! 173 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:20,956 Did you see them? 174 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:27,031 You're an absolute bugger. You knew I was going for a swim! 175 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,998 Naked as nature intended. 176 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,759 Poor Jack didn't know where to look. 177 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,278 He knew exactly where to bloody look! 178 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:37,317 I suppose it saved me from introducing you formally to Mr. Profumo. 179 00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:40,389 Profumo... Is he foreign? 180 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:43,323 He's the coming man, little baby. 181 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,394 Might be our next Prime Minister. 182 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:46,464 Oh. 183 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,780 His wife's very beautiful. Even more than at the pictures. 184 00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:53,851 She's stunning... 185 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,818 for a woman of her age. 186 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,062 But she is her age. 187 00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:02,169 And I'd say Mr. Profumo only has eyes for you. 188 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,380 Oh! 189 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,131 Here's the thing. 190 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:37,446 It's all very wellbuilding Profumo up to tear the Prime Minister down, 191 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,069 but we don't want the Tories in at all, do we? 192 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:43,797 I thought you said the film star angle goes down well with the punters. 193 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:49,009 Like strawberries and cream, along with the war hero angle. 194 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,562 That's the trouble. 195 00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:52,806 We're making them look like the Golden Couple. 196 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,602 Fortunately for us, 197 00:12:56,983 --> 00:12:58,812 nobody's perfect, are they? 198 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,575 Would you like me to have a sniff? 199 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:09,167 Sniff away, Alan, my lad, see if anything stinks. 200 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:12,067 If the Tories are thinking of getting rid of the PM 201 00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:15,277 and replacing him with the fifth Baron Profumo, 202 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:20,040 public has a right to know the kind of man he is. 203 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,428 Ah, ah! 204 00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:31,293 So this is what you've been up to, Jack! 205 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:34,261 "Stands firm." What the hell are they implying? 206 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:37,092 Ah, that you're solid on this missile nonsense 207 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:39,266 and you've got the balls for the top job. 208 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,269 Ha! If the old man could ever be persuaded to retire. 209 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:45,307 Yeah. He seems determined to drop in harness. 210 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:46,549 We may have to shoot him. 211 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,552 Well, keep up the good work! 212 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,971 -You look smashing. -Hmm... Really? 213 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,180 I'd give you a job. 214 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:58,389 And the other... 215 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,048 -Disgusting. -What did you say? 216 00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,946 Hey, Christine. Don't let it get to you. 217 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:05,396 Stony-faced old cow should mind her own fucking business! 218 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:08,088 And we should be minding ours. 219 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:11,091 I've heard a lot worse, believe me. 220 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,686 -Good luck, doll! -Hmm. 221 00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,524 What about that two pounds I gave you? 222 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:33,700 I told-- Mum? Mum, listen! 223 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,428 I can't give it to you straight away, but... 224 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:40,258 I mean Americans are putting themselves all over the world. 225 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,467 -Even in Communist soils! -Just things. 226 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:47,438 They want me for this advert on the telly... toothpaste. 227 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:51,580 I know things are tight! 228 00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:52,995 It's your government. 229 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,617 I'm doing everything I can. 230 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,654 ...being together with the Americans... 231 00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,382 Give him ten bob now and tell him he can have the rest next week! 232 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:03,281 Cuba is the same as it's happening in Germany. 233 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,628 That was half a crown at least! 234 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,699 I'll owe you. 235 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:11,738 God, my mum! It's like feeding shillings into the bloody gas meter, 236 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:13,188 but it never gets warm. 237 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:17,399 -I think they're handmade shoes. -What? 238 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,677 Mr. Eddowes. 239 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,129 -Is he one of Stephen's patients? -Yeah. 240 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:27,167 Solicitor or something. He owns a few restaurants too. 241 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,100 It's clearly a... 242 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,584 Be my guest. 243 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,173 But I thought you'd had it with old blokes. 244 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,452 I like them. I do! 245 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,627 As long as they're presentable. 246 00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:42,079 "Presentable"... all the way to the bloody bank. 247 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,082 I couldn't agree more. 248 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,325 Playing missiles instead of money. 249 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,500 Now you sound more like them than ever. 250 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:53,504 The game is not important, it's how you play it. 251 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,747 You're a lucky man, Ward! 252 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:59,061 My dear Michael, there is no such thing as luck. 253 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,270 Ah! 254 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:05,585 Only an alertness to the opportunities life has to offer you. 255 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:08,553 ...a Soviet gesture. 256 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,008 I'll be off. 257 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:19,116 You know you can always bunk with me if you like, little baby. 258 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,981 Nah, Johnny'll be wondering where I got to. 259 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:25,674 You got five bob for the cab? 260 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:26,744 Help yourself. 261 00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:35,270 At the risk of sounding like a broken record, 262 00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:38,549 you could do a lot better for yourself than Johnny. 263 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:42,173 Thanks... Dad. 264 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:47,316 Christine, look at you. Your face is your fortune. 265 00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,836 Notting Hill is not doing you any favors. 266 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,563 At your age, with your connections-- my connections. 267 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:55,669 I'm not Mandy. 268 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,430 All's I want is a bit of a laugh 269 00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:59,363 and enough spare to keep my mum off my back. 270 00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:02,711 Eh. "All". Not "All's". 271 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,333 "All". 272 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,094 Eddowes, though... 273 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:10,132 Cash to burn and an eye for a pretty girl. 274 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,342 You know the drill. 275 00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:17,553 You can have your cake and eat it. 276 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:19,762 You never eat it. 277 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:22,351 Just like watching everyone else stuffing themselves. 278 00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:25,734 Crumbs everywhere. 279 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:28,185 Kinky sod. 280 00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:29,634 Hmm. 281 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:34,708 I have to fancy them, Stephen. 282 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,159 Either I do, or I don't. 283 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,266 You know if you are really short of cash you can always go back to Murray's. 284 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,888 Stick it up your jumper! 285 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,806 ["Knock Me A Kiss"] 286 00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,172 Good girl, thank you. 287 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:08,388 Can I pour you more Champagne, sir? 288 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:11,736 That stuff bears as much resemblance to Champagne 289 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,773 as I do to Rock Hudson. 290 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:16,707 But yes please. 291 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,471 What are you doing later? 292 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,785 It's already later. 293 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,821 I mean after the club shuts. 294 00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,686 Having fun. 295 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:32,550 Hm, splendid! 296 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:36,934 And you? 297 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:47,462 You know, I could introduce you to a lot more fun. 298 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:15,766 Murray's, guv. 299 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,632 It's a topless cabaret. 300 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:23,498 One of the dancers was very friendly with Mr. Profumo, apparently. 301 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:26,639 -Have you spoken to her? -They said she finished there months ago. 302 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,297 She can't have vanished into thin air. Did you get a name? 303 00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:31,057 Christine Keeler. 304 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:34,336 Christine Keeler. 305 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,617 I want this one, Alan. 306 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:40,963 You need to find her. 307 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,932 Cherchez le bint. 308 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:56,669 Stephen's right, you've got a lovely place here, Mr. Eddowes. 309 00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:58,429 Michael, please. 310 00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:04,677 I was so delighted that you accepted my invitation. 311 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,508 I thought perhaps you wouldn't. 312 00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:11,580 Let me. 313 00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:26,837 That's rather smart. 314 00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,321 It was a present. 315 00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:30,323 From an admirer, no doubt. 316 00:21:31,635 --> 00:21:35,742 -Jack Profumo actually. -Profumo? 317 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,365 The War Minister? 318 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,402 He's something in government, isn't he? 319 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:43,716 Something important, anyway. 320 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,142 Christine... 321 00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:59,904 Thank you ever so much for lunch, Michael. 322 00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:01,596 You're very sweet. 323 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:08,741 Darby and Joan those two... 324 00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:13,849 Isn't Ward worried the Russian chap's a spy? 325 00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:15,057 Eugene? 326 00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:18,371 Stephen says it doesn't matter because... 327 00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:21,547 Well, because Wotsit's keeping an eye on him. 328 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,480 They listen in on the phones as well. 329 00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:24,929 MI5? 330 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,829 Makes him feel important. 331 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,866 See you later, Michael. 332 00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:38,874 Christine! Hear me. 333 00:22:38,909 --> 00:22:40,738 -Stay away from me! -No, no, listen. 334 00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:43,569 I just want to apologize for our misunderstanding. 335 00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:45,053 I wasn't thinking straight. 336 00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:47,158 You're not right in the bloody head, that's why! 337 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,884 Mr. Eddowes, can you get me out of here please? 338 00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:50,127 This really isn't... 339 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,405 Allow me to explain myself. 340 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,234 I don't wanna talk to you, Lucky! 341 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:56,616 We're not together anymore. We're finished! 342 00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:58,791 Listen, Christine, please. I just want to... 343 00:22:58,825 --> 00:23:00,793 Lucky, all right, you're not doing yourself any favors. 344 00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:03,140 Edgecombe is no good, you need to know that. 345 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,418 He sleeps with every girl he meets. 346 00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:07,696 He's twice the bloke you'll ever be, so piss off out my business! 347 00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:09,457 No, listen, I'm just trying to apologize. 348 00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:12,425 -Drive! -I'm trying to be helpful, Christine! 349 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,875 Get off of me, man. 350 00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:23,229 Lucky says it's me. 351 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:26,439 I drive him crazy. 352 00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:30,029 Got that right. 353 00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:31,996 You drive me crazy. 354 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,931 Man's got a screw loose. 355 00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:38,589 Everyone knows that. 356 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:43,525 I should get a gun to keep me safe. 357 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,976 -Only thing he understands. -Hmm. 358 00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:48,806 I'll keep you safe. 359 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,257 Will you? 360 00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:57,125 Every way I know how. 361 00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:07,825 Are you sure you didn't get that job? 362 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,138 Yeah. 363 00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:12,278 They said they weren't hiring, 364 00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:15,557 which is what they always say before you see a white guy walk up 365 00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:17,214 and shake their hand. 366 00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,014 Do you know anyone who could get hold of a gun? 367 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:28,570 You got the wrong man, girl. 368 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:31,159 John Edgecombe is a man of peace. 369 00:24:31,193 --> 00:24:35,922 Peace, and music, and love ... 370 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,067 You sure about that? 371 00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:57,254 I'm not certain this is a good idea, Stephen. 372 00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:02,570 You know Mandy, always keen on a new experience. 373 00:25:02,604 --> 00:25:06,021 No. I meant putting Arran and Ivanov together. 374 00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:08,610 Perhaps we should leave politics to the politicians? 375 00:25:13,615 --> 00:25:15,721 Obviously, you will get rid of Mandy before lunch. 376 00:25:15,755 --> 00:25:19,241 I wouldn't dream of bringing her to the house, Bill, you know that. 377 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:24,592 Mutually assured destruction. 378 00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:27,215 The world is on the brink of nuclear war, 379 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:30,563 and Lord Arran has the ear of the Prime Minister. 380 00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:37,743 I can mention your idea to the PM, Doctor Ward. 381 00:25:39,641 --> 00:25:43,680 Though I'm not quite clear what a Russian naval attach� is doing, 382 00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:46,268 attempting to set up peace talks. 383 00:25:48,063 --> 00:25:50,031 Well, not everyone in the Kremlin 384 00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:54,311 is as hell bent on war as Krushchev, my lord. 385 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:57,383 And my friendship with Eugene 386 00:25:57,417 --> 00:26:01,145 puts me in a rather unique position, you might say. 387 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:07,600 -Bloody hell! -Oh, bugger. 388 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:09,809 Careful, miss. 389 00:26:09,844 --> 00:26:11,949 -Sorry. -I'll take that. 390 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,406 This Arran didn't take me seriously, I can tell. 391 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,030 Eugene, Lord Arran is an English aristocrat. 392 00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:27,378 He's spent a lifetime perfecting the same expression for everything, 393 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:30,623 whether he takes it seriously or not. 394 00:26:30,658 --> 00:26:33,143 What do you think Eton's for? 395 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:36,146 You didn't go to Eton, my friend. 396 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,838 These public schools that are in fact private... 397 00:26:38,873 --> 00:26:42,083 I went to public school, just not Eton. 398 00:26:42,117 --> 00:26:47,088 Or Harrow, or Charterhouse, or Winchester, or Sherborne. 399 00:26:47,122 --> 00:26:50,091 Sherborne is practically a minor public school... 400 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,714 Ah, good, I've caught you! 401 00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:56,476 Bill's in the bath, but he's suffering I can tell. His sacroiliac's out. 402 00:26:56,511 --> 00:26:59,963 If you can spare the time do pop along, would you? After supper. 403 00:26:59,997 --> 00:27:03,449 I can always spare you the time, Lady Astor! 404 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:08,661 You've met, I think. Captain Ivanov. 405 00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:12,389 I imagine you already know Lady Astor was a celebrated mannequin 406 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,080 before she met her husband. 407 00:27:14,115 --> 00:27:16,842 Well, we all retire when we marry! 408 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,120 Not from everything, I hope. 409 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:25,022 Forgive me, Captain, we're just about to beat the gong. 410 00:27:28,508 --> 00:27:30,959 You didn't get an invitation for supper, ah? 411 00:27:33,755 --> 00:27:40,072 I fear my presence reminds Lady Astor of Bill's bachelor days. 412 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:43,489 Beans on toast at the cottage, old chap! Food of the gods. 413 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:47,217 Communism, my friend. Communism. 414 00:27:58,297 --> 00:28:00,713 High society. 415 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:04,855 Stephen couldn't resist a toff any more than he could a pretty face. 416 00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:07,789 He saw himself as so much more than just a doctor. 417 00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:12,449 And with his finger in all those pies, 418 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:16,798 is it any surprise MI5 were beginning to wonder whose side he was on? 419 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:26,912 Doctor Ward, our society osteopath. 420 00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:29,569 The Foreign Office passed it on. 421 00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:32,469 Always knew Ward was a loose cannon, but really... 422 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:36,162 He's been on to Lord Arran trying to set up a peace summit, here in London. 423 00:28:36,197 --> 00:28:39,131 Seems to think he can solve the Cuban Crisis. 424 00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:42,134 He's a back doctor for God's sake! 425 00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:46,034 Clearly he considers himself something of an emissary for the moderate Russian view. 426 00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:49,279 Emissary for cloud ruddy cuckoo land. 427 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:52,006 Peace! 428 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,905 That is the last thing Comrade Ivanov's interested in. 429 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:58,391 Surely Ward sees it, the man is a threat to national security. 430 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,774 He's playing Ward like a Stradivarius. 431 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:06,296 If only we knew the tune. You're continuing to keep an eye? 432 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,987 Certainly am, sir. 433 00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:09,851 Ivanov's always at Wimpole Mews. 434 00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:12,198 And Ward keeps interesting company. 435 00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:17,307 These popsies of his, that come and go, 436 00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:19,619 I was wondering if it would be useful to have a word with them? 437 00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:22,001 Good God, whatever for? 438 00:29:22,036 --> 00:29:27,006 It's just, well, they're clearly very close to both Ward and Ivanov. 439 00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:32,425 And there's started to be a certain amount of noise about one of the girls 440 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,634 and the Secretary of State for War. 441 00:29:34,669 --> 00:29:38,846 Profumo? Well, we know about that. 442 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,090 It's done and dusted. Let's leave well alone. 443 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:45,266 Especially when we can see exactly what they are. 444 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,889 Window dressing. 445 00:29:47,924 --> 00:29:50,202 Parsley on the plate! 446 00:29:50,236 --> 00:29:53,136 These girls aren't going to cause any trouble. 447 00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,107 Boom, boom, boom. 448 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,594 Not bad for twenty quid, eh? 449 00:30:03,629 --> 00:30:05,113 Said it was from the war. 450 00:30:07,115 --> 00:30:09,324 Stop pointing that thing! 451 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:12,155 It's not loaded. Yet. 452 00:30:13,432 --> 00:30:16,159 Oh, come on, let's go out! 453 00:30:16,193 --> 00:30:19,645 Can't remember the last time we went dancing. 454 00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:22,337 Don't you fancy it, the all-nighters? 455 00:30:22,372 --> 00:30:25,340 Yeah, but not with this. No, no, come on. 456 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:30,242 Told you, didn't I? 457 00:30:30,276 --> 00:30:32,347 I'll look after you, darling. 458 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,292 Ah! 459 00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:47,949 You looking good, no? 460 00:30:47,984 --> 00:30:50,262 You're not so bad yourself. 461 00:30:50,296 --> 00:30:52,298 Best looking girl in the west end. 462 00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:56,682 -Come on! -All right. 463 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,616 Oh, flipping 'eck 464 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:15,701 -Jack. -Hmm. 465 00:31:15,735 --> 00:31:19,601 You haven't happened to see this month's Parliamentary Sketch, have you? 466 00:31:19,636 --> 00:31:21,189 God, no. 467 00:31:21,224 --> 00:31:23,433 Do I look like a dipsomaniac backbencher? 468 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,298 Perhaps you should take a look. 469 00:31:26,332 --> 00:31:29,715 -Ah. -You see what they're implying? 470 00:31:29,749 --> 00:31:31,199 It's obtuse enough. 471 00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:35,721 "Who's spilled the beans to MI5? 472 00:31:35,755 --> 00:31:38,689 Because every time the card playing Russian spy 473 00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:41,209 arrived to admire the showgirl's curves, 474 00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:45,144 out of the back door slipped the Honorable Member for X?" 475 00:31:45,179 --> 00:31:47,664 I wouldn't call that obtuse. It's you and Christine. 476 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:49,700 Nonsense, Bill. Absolute tosh. 477 00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:51,979 It was all over months ago. 478 00:31:53,428 --> 00:31:54,671 Christine who? 479 00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:04,750 -Bill looks awfully worried. -He came out of the womb looking like that. 480 00:32:04,784 --> 00:32:06,200 Just Westminster gossip. 481 00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:09,168 I'll fill you in after supper. 482 00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:32,502 Whoa! 483 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,163 You know I love you, right? 484 00:32:48,414 --> 00:32:52,004 Hey, don't turn round, but Lucky's here. 485 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:53,074 Don't! 486 00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:59,115 -You scared? -No. 487 00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:01,117 He's the guy with the problem. 488 00:33:01,151 --> 00:33:04,120 Screw him! It's a free country. 489 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:10,505 Hey, cool it. Cool it. 490 00:33:11,679 --> 00:33:14,578 Got plenty of trouble without you running around finding it for me. 491 00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:16,063 I don't want trouble! 492 00:33:16,097 --> 00:33:17,581 If he doesn't like it, he can piss off! 493 00:33:17,616 --> 00:33:18,513 Come on! 494 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,862 Leave it, man, she's not worth it. 495 00:33:22,897 --> 00:33:24,554 No, man, it's disrespectful. 496 00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:28,316 -What was that, man? -Listen, you know me! 497 00:33:28,351 --> 00:33:30,042 Leave it, leave it. 498 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:32,148 Watch out. 499 00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:35,530 What you trying to do to me? Rubbing my nose in it. 500 00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:37,153 You know everybody knows me here! 501 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:39,258 That's enough, we don't want any trouble. 502 00:33:39,293 --> 00:33:41,157 -It has nothing to do with you. -It has everything to do with me! 503 00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:43,504 -You're not so full of it now. -Shut your fucking mouth. 504 00:33:43,538 --> 00:33:45,057 -I said leave it! -What you gonna do? 505 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,576 I swear to you, I got box your eyes out! 506 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:47,715 Swear what? 507 00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:51,512 Come on! 508 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:54,239 Go on, you nasty little bitch. 509 00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:56,448 -Let me go! -Leave her! 510 00:33:56,482 --> 00:33:58,277 Leave her alone! 511 00:33:58,312 --> 00:34:00,383 -Johnny! -You try and play bad? 512 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,178 What you gonna do? 513 00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:03,455 No, do it now. 514 00:34:03,489 --> 00:34:05,560 Go on now. What you got? 515 00:34:05,595 --> 00:34:07,079 -Bring it-- -Ah! 516 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:18,504 He cut me. 517 00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:20,886 Everybody see, he cut me! 518 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,716 You'll go to jail you! You mad bitch! 519 00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:26,167 He going to jail, both of you! 520 00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:28,169 Go on! Run! 521 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,242 Christine! 522 00:34:34,175 --> 00:34:35,832 Christine! 523 00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:49,604 Jesus! 524 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:51,779 -What's that? Mandy! -What? 525 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:54,747 -Under the pillow. -Oh, calm down. 526 00:34:54,782 --> 00:34:56,577 It's only a bit of Fruit and Nut, in case... 527 00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:59,166 -In case? What "in case"? -The bomb. 528 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,513 If the warning goes off, doesn't matter if it gives me spots, does it? 529 00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:06,449 -Marylebone 54643. -Meshugganah! 530 00:35:06,483 --> 00:35:08,692 It's all kicked off with Lucky! Get Stephen! 531 00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:12,144 -No, Stephen's at the cottage. -It's proper trouble, Mandy. 532 00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:13,939 I'm gonna come over! 533 00:35:13,973 --> 00:35:18,461 No, listen, just lie low for a bit, okay? 534 00:35:18,495 --> 00:35:19,910 Peter's here. 535 00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:21,360 Talk to you tomorrow. 536 00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:22,810 Stephen will be back by then. 537 00:35:22,844 --> 00:35:24,777 Mand-- 538 00:35:24,812 --> 00:35:26,641 Shit! 539 00:35:29,817 --> 00:35:32,751 Christine, what you playing at? We got to split! Now! 540 00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:34,442 Before the pigs come get me, come on! 541 00:35:34,477 --> 00:35:36,858 Why'd you have to cut him? 542 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:16,691 Oh, little baby, what is it about you? 543 00:36:16,726 --> 00:36:19,625 Chaos seems to follow you wherever you go. 544 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,250 -It wasn't me who pulled a knife. -No, I know. 545 00:36:23,284 --> 00:36:27,219 But I did hear your knight in shining armor gave Lucky a face full of stitches. 546 00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:29,359 Lucky started it. 547 00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:31,810 The police should be after him just as much as Johnny! 548 00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:36,573 And any good solicitor will make exactly that case, self-defense. 549 00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:39,956 If Lucky had provoked him, struck the first blow. 550 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,647 Of course he bloody did! 551 00:36:43,891 --> 00:36:46,238 I never thought Johnny would pull a stunt like that. 552 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:49,517 Never thought he had it in him. 553 00:36:49,552 --> 00:36:52,486 Notting Hill, little baby. What did I say? 554 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,902 I'm not moving back to Wimpole Mews, Stephen. 555 00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:56,490 Did I even suggest it? 556 00:36:56,524 --> 00:36:59,078 I can't always come crying to you, can I? 557 00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:01,253 I've got to stand on my own two feet. 558 00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:07,501 How much does a good solicitor cost, anyway? 559 00:37:09,468 --> 00:37:12,747 Little baby. 560 00:37:14,439 --> 00:37:16,372 Lots and lots of money. 561 00:37:22,895 --> 00:37:25,450 Wiggy's brother's got a place in Brentford. 562 00:37:25,484 --> 00:37:28,004 I'm not going to Brentford. 563 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,489 Stephen's right, and Mr. Eddowes. 564 00:37:30,524 --> 00:37:32,526 You have to hand yourself in. 565 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,734 Fuck that. 566 00:37:36,012 --> 00:37:38,497 "Mr. Eddowes." 567 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:42,294 -That who you're seeing? -Don't start that again, checking up on me. 568 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:44,814 I'm doing this so we don't have to cough up for a solicitor. 569 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:49,025 It's normal to want to know where you are, if we're together. 570 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:49,991 "If." 571 00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:52,546 Is that a question? 572 00:37:55,169 --> 00:37:57,620 Oh, no, no. Hold on! 573 00:37:59,587 --> 00:38:00,795 It's hard. 574 00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:02,832 The walls are closing in, you know? 575 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,421 Being stuck in here all day and all night. 576 00:38:05,455 --> 00:38:07,388 Well, you brought that on yourself. 577 00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:08,838 I was protecting you! 578 00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:12,428 You're my girl, Christine. 579 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,879 Doesn't mean you bloody own me! 580 00:38:21,954 --> 00:38:25,993 You look particularly lovely tonight, is this new? 581 00:38:26,027 --> 00:38:29,824 Erm, yes, a few weeks actually. 582 00:38:29,859 --> 00:38:33,172 It is ridiculous how this is being reported, 583 00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:36,831 like some glorious American victory! 584 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:40,007 -Can I get you another drink? -Thank you, my dear. 585 00:38:42,216 --> 00:38:44,667 Can you believe this? I rather think you have to... 586 00:38:44,701 --> 00:38:47,532 Close your eyes and think of the free legal advice. 587 00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:49,016 Hm? 588 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,949 Believe me. 589 00:38:50,983 --> 00:38:53,779 Khrushchev has made some counter-demands to the Americans. 590 00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:57,196 -Wait and see. -God, change the bloody record! 591 00:38:57,231 --> 00:39:00,096 America was always going to come out on top, wasn't it? 592 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,132 More naval and air power, 593 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:04,376 loads more intercontinental missiles 594 00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:08,035 Mandy is the expert. We should all listen to her! 595 00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:09,933 I can read the paper. 596 00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:12,488 Russia's got the ground troops but that doesn't matter anymore. 597 00:39:12,522 --> 00:39:14,731 "The theatre of war has shifted." 598 00:39:14,766 --> 00:39:18,079 Of course ground troops matter! 599 00:39:19,253 --> 00:39:22,670 Ask the Germans if ground troops matter. 600 00:39:22,705 --> 00:39:27,054 Mr. Profumo would be able to fill us in, perhaps. 601 00:39:27,088 --> 00:39:30,816 I'm not sure if I want to know how close we came to being blown to kingdom come, 602 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:32,887 thank you very much. 603 00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:35,994 -You know Profumo? -Not as well as Christine, by the look of it. 604 00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:42,656 Beautiful place, Cliveden. Very English. Typical. 605 00:39:43,864 --> 00:39:45,590 And at the Spring Cottage, 606 00:39:45,624 --> 00:39:48,178 Stephen is the host with the most. 607 00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:49,732 Cheers to that! 608 00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:51,872 Nah zda-rovh-yeh. 609 00:39:51,906 --> 00:39:54,115 -Cheers. -Cheers. 610 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:04,678 Your turn. 611 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:10,442 Stop it! 612 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,582 Right, I think it's time for a race! 613 00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:14,826 -Girls against boys! -No. Piggy back race. 614 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:17,656 -Girls on boys' shoulders. -Oh, my goodness. 615 00:40:17,691 --> 00:40:20,590 No, no. Let's do Russia against England! 616 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:23,628 Yes, if you insist! Over here, young lady. Your country needs you. 617 00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:25,699 Oh! 618 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,666 No, don't tickle me! 619 00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:33,223 Honestly, they're like children sometimes, aren't they? 620 00:40:33,258 --> 00:40:35,640 On your starting marks, please. 621 00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:36,882 Wait, wait. 622 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,057 Not exactly like children. 623 00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:43,061 And ready steady go! 624 00:40:43,095 --> 00:40:44,614 Oh! 625 00:40:44,649 --> 00:40:46,513 Yes! 626 00:40:46,547 --> 00:40:47,824 Oh, no! 627 00:40:48,963 --> 00:40:51,897 Yeah! England won! 628 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:54,693 Fantastic. 629 00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:03,702 Are you sure we haven't met before? 630 00:41:03,737 --> 00:41:05,808 You look so awfully familiar. 631 00:41:22,307 --> 00:41:24,620 I've never been anywhere like this before. 632 00:41:24,654 --> 00:41:25,966 It's charming, isn't it? 633 00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:31,005 Bloody hell. 634 00:41:32,351 --> 00:41:34,492 There's a lot to dust! 635 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,288 It's like being in a fairy tale. 636 00:41:39,635 --> 00:41:40,739 Hmm. 637 00:41:44,156 --> 00:41:46,227 Murray's! 638 00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:48,057 Murray's club, with the feathers. 639 00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:51,681 Oh, yeah, that's me! 640 00:41:51,716 --> 00:41:53,027 Did we have a drink? 641 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:59,206 Sorry, I have drinks with lots of gentlemen. 642 00:42:22,919 --> 00:42:25,577 -Ha, here you are! -Ah. 643 00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:27,752 Another race. 644 00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:29,823 Best out of three. I insist! 645 00:42:29,857 --> 00:42:32,032 -Come on! -All right. 646 00:42:32,066 --> 00:42:34,862 National honor must be satisfied. 647 00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:38,866 -Ah! Ah! -No! No! 648 00:42:38,901 --> 00:42:41,662 Let's go! 649 00:42:41,697 --> 00:42:43,043 Stop it! 650 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:56,643 Mr. Eddowes says you corrupted me. 651 00:42:57,644 --> 00:43:01,061 I hope you've told him I was very late to that party, darling. 652 00:43:01,095 --> 00:43:02,614 Piss off. 653 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:08,240 Have you ever been in love? 654 00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:13,142 Twenty times a day, little baby, you know me. 655 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,249 Why have we never done it, do you think? 656 00:43:18,423 --> 00:43:19,735 You shagged Mandy. 657 00:43:21,253 --> 00:43:23,462 Are you frightened of me, Stephen? 658 00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:26,327 What are you scared of? 659 00:43:26,362 --> 00:43:28,744 Yes, thank you. 660 00:43:34,853 --> 00:43:37,166 I swear, when I'm sat in Mr. Eddowes car, 661 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,826 it's like I'm twelve again, thirteen, 662 00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:47,210 all those dads used to touch me up when I babysat their kids. 663 00:43:48,246 --> 00:43:50,973 Some wrinkly old cock. 664 00:43:51,939 --> 00:43:53,734 You don't have to look! 665 00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:00,154 Well, you don't! Why would you? 666 00:44:00,189 --> 00:44:02,329 What? Ever? 667 00:44:02,363 --> 00:44:05,850 There you have it, that is why Mandy has a mink coat and a Jaguar. 668 00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:09,923 And will have a diamond ring and a flat in Mayfair by the time she's twenty one. 669 00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,167 Last of the great romantics, our Mand. 670 00:44:14,479 --> 00:44:16,170 Peter's dead. 671 00:44:18,897 --> 00:44:20,692 He's had a heart attack. 672 00:44:22,176 --> 00:44:23,937 It's not a joke! 673 00:44:25,904 --> 00:44:27,941 They found him in his car. 674 00:44:29,252 --> 00:44:30,909 He's dropped dead! 675 00:44:30,944 --> 00:44:34,361 I was foul to him the last time I saw him! 676 00:44:34,395 --> 00:44:37,295 I never knew, and now I'll never be able to say sorry. 677 00:44:37,329 --> 00:44:40,712 -Shhh. -I told him he had bad breath. 678 00:44:40,747 --> 00:44:43,542 I didn't mean it! 679 00:44:43,577 --> 00:44:46,131 -I didn't! -Little baby. 680 00:44:58,592 --> 00:45:03,424 Hey, err--I'm sorry about before, doll. 681 00:45:05,530 --> 00:45:06,911 Johnny? 682 00:45:23,893 --> 00:45:27,207 Hey, Christine, how's it hanging beautiful? 683 00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:30,003 -We have mellor opium. -Darrell, have you seen Johnny? 684 00:45:30,037 --> 00:45:32,177 He may be around here somewhere. 685 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:42,498 What the hell are you doing with my boyfriend, you bitch? 686 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:43,948 He's not your boyfriend. 687 00:45:43,982 --> 00:45:45,777 He bloody is! 688 00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:47,572 Look at you, he must be desperate. 689 00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:51,472 Hey! No, come on. Come on. Cool it, Christine! 690 00:45:51,507 --> 00:45:53,854 You can't keep it in your trousers for one bloody night? 691 00:45:53,889 --> 00:45:55,925 Why should I? You off putting it around the West End. 692 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,341 For you! You're the one who cut Lucky Gordon. 693 00:45:58,376 --> 00:46:00,309 Who wanted the gun, Christine? 694 00:46:00,343 --> 00:46:02,587 -I got coppers asking everywhere looking for me. -Fuck off! 695 00:46:02,621 --> 00:46:04,485 I've got the law all over me because of you! 696 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,799 Screw the little scrubber's brains out, I don't give a toss. 697 00:46:07,834 --> 00:46:09,594 And if you think I'm gonna stand up for you in court 698 00:46:09,628 --> 00:46:11,630 or get a solicitor for you John Edgecombe, 699 00:46:11,665 --> 00:46:13,460 you've got another fucking thing coming! 700 00:46:13,494 --> 00:46:14,633 Get out of my way! 701 00:46:14,668 --> 00:46:16,221 Oh! 702 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:29,269 Darling. 703 00:46:32,099 --> 00:46:33,238 Sexy. 704 00:46:35,862 --> 00:46:38,071 These floors are freezing. 705 00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:41,488 There's a Rembrandt in the study, but they're too mean to heat the house. 706 00:46:41,522 --> 00:46:45,009 When you said party, I thought you meant party party. 707 00:46:45,043 --> 00:46:46,527 Are you not in the mood? 708 00:46:46,562 --> 00:46:48,115 Thank you. 709 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:52,223 As my mother used to say, "If you're bored, you're boring." 710 00:46:53,362 --> 00:46:55,122 God, if people knew... 711 00:46:56,089 --> 00:47:01,025 When I left home, I had this idea in my head about London's society, 712 00:47:01,059 --> 00:47:02,474 whatever it's called. 713 00:47:03,406 --> 00:47:05,546 Like everyone posh was better. 714 00:47:05,581 --> 00:47:08,135 Sex is the great equalizer, little baby. 715 00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:11,104 You always say that, but no-one's doing this in Wraysbury. 716 00:47:11,138 --> 00:47:13,175 Two people, lights out, ten minutes. 717 00:47:17,662 --> 00:47:20,078 Agh! I should write a bloody book. 718 00:47:20,113 --> 00:47:23,910 Christine, dear, who's the Prime Minister? 719 00:47:25,187 --> 00:47:26,326 Why, is he here? 720 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,431 No. I mean, what is his name? 721 00:47:28,466 --> 00:47:30,675 If you're going to be a writer. 722 00:47:30,709 --> 00:47:32,919 Our good old PM. 723 00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:36,370 Oh, I'm not stupid, Stephen! 724 00:47:36,405 --> 00:47:38,925 I know you're not, but you are deliciously ignorant. 725 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:40,892 Why are you being so horrible? 726 00:47:42,549 --> 00:47:43,688 Hey... 727 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:48,106 Little baby. Huh? 728 00:47:50,453 --> 00:47:53,905 Can I stay with you for a bit? 729 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:56,666 I'd be delighted. 730 00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:08,023 Time for cocoa and pajamas, I think. 731 00:48:28,526 --> 00:48:31,046 You couldn't lend me a fiver, could you? 732 00:48:33,117 --> 00:48:36,016 I've got my mum breathing down my neck about her rates. 733 00:48:50,203 --> 00:48:52,101 Need to cash a cheque. 734 00:48:56,036 --> 00:49:00,627 Must dash, Maharajah with a frozen shoulder. 735 00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:04,389 Help yourself to whatever there is, little baby. 736 00:49:05,252 --> 00:49:06,529 Not much, I'm afraid. 737 00:49:09,049 --> 00:49:10,948 I was really in love with Johnny. 738 00:49:14,123 --> 00:49:16,436 Oh, little baby. 739 00:49:19,301 --> 00:49:20,750 You always are. 740 00:49:22,649 --> 00:49:25,031 Until the next one, huh? 741 00:49:30,829 --> 00:49:33,073 No one understands you like I do, 742 00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:36,007 that's the thing. 743 00:49:37,526 --> 00:49:38,803 We're twins. 744 00:49:42,738 --> 00:49:48,123 No, were bloody not, Stephen. 745 00:50:34,203 --> 00:50:35,860 May I telephone you? 746 00:50:38,276 --> 00:50:41,797 I'm in the book. Stephen's number. 747 00:51:03,474 --> 00:51:06,649 -The new suit? -Yes, what do you think? 748 00:51:09,411 --> 00:51:11,758 -Very dashing. -Yeah. 749 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:15,244 Though do ask your tailor if it's necessary to cut your trousers so tight 750 00:51:15,279 --> 00:51:17,246 the world can see your penis? 751 00:51:17,281 --> 00:51:18,799 All right. 752 00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:20,939 "It pays to advertise," isn't that what they say? 753 00:51:20,974 --> 00:51:22,769 Depends on what you're selling. 754 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,846 Don't you think a prospective leader had better shut up shop? 755 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,642 Particularly if he's playing happy families. 756 00:51:34,574 --> 00:51:36,783 Well, you never know. 757 00:51:36,817 --> 00:51:39,717 After Macmillan the country might be rather grateful 758 00:51:39,751 --> 00:51:42,271 for a Prime Minister with a working todger. 759 00:51:43,962 --> 00:51:46,896 If you have a fault, darling, it is over-confidence. 760 00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:49,485 And don't say "todger", Jack. 761 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,419 Not if you ever want to fuck me again. 762 00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:54,214 Oh, but I do... 763 00:52:19,308 --> 00:52:20,516 Laddie died. 764 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:27,489 It's from my sister. 765 00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:30,526 My pony... 766 00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:36,636 he was hit by a car the same day Peter passed. 767 00:52:36,670 --> 00:52:38,603 Isn't that strange? 768 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,609 I saved every penny I had to pay for Laddie. 769 00:52:48,303 --> 00:52:50,891 When he was twelve he was my whole world! 770 00:52:53,377 --> 00:52:55,448 You'll get over it. 771 00:52:55,482 --> 00:52:57,760 I know I will. But I feel really shitty now! 772 00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,937 -Christine! -Shit! It's Johnny. 773 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:04,698 I know you're in there. 774 00:53:04,733 --> 00:53:07,632 Get your arse down here! 775 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,634 I got the law all over me 'cos of Lucky. 776 00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:12,292 -Tell him I'm not here! -Well, where are you? 777 00:53:12,327 --> 00:53:14,950 -Make it up. Say I'm at the hairdressers. -Christine! 778 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:16,779 I'll not be a sacrifice! 779 00:53:16,814 --> 00:53:19,955 What? Any black stud do for you? 780 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:22,302 You not be messing with me no more! 781 00:53:22,337 --> 00:53:24,373 She's not here, she's gone to the hairdresser! 782 00:53:24,408 --> 00:53:26,651 Bullshit! Christine! 783 00:53:26,686 --> 00:53:29,758 I've got a taxi waiting for me, it's costing me money! 784 00:53:29,792 --> 00:53:31,691 Christine! 785 00:53:32,623 --> 00:53:34,487 -Come on! -There it is! 786 00:53:34,521 --> 00:53:37,041 -Now you can piss off! -What you playing at? 787 00:53:37,075 --> 00:53:39,699 -I'm coming for you! -Big man! 788 00:53:39,733 --> 00:53:41,632 You're winding him up! 789 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:43,634 Go back to your little spacky-faced bitch at the shebeen! 790 00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:45,532 She doesn't even know what it feels like to have a real man! 791 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:07,623 Stephen, Johnny is trying to kill us. You need to come quick! 792 00:54:11,109 --> 00:54:12,904 Drive now, drive! 793 00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:14,837 Yes, now! 794 00:54:28,989 --> 00:54:30,853 And can I quote you on that? 795 00:54:30,888 --> 00:54:33,649 -Mandy... -Rice-Davis, with a hyphen. 796 00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:37,757 Christine's the model and I'm an actress... 797 00:54:38,447 --> 00:54:39,931 -Christine? -Keeler. 798 00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:41,899 K-E-E-L-E-R. 799 00:54:44,453 --> 00:54:47,939 You got the hyphen for me? Uh? 800 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:58,433 John Edgecombe, I'm arresting you on suspicion of attempted murder-- 801 00:54:58,467 --> 00:55:01,401 -I didn't do anything! -Shut it! I don't want to hear any more from you! 802 00:55:01,436 --> 00:55:04,646 Get in the car, fucking coon! 803 00:55:11,549 --> 00:55:13,862 -Thanks for your time, Mr. Ward. -Thank you so much Sergeant. 804 00:55:17,555 --> 00:55:20,489 Well, little baby, I did warn you. 805 00:55:20,524 --> 00:55:23,768 The poo-poo has well and truly hit the propeller. 806 00:55:26,564 --> 00:55:27,669 Come on. 807 00:55:30,672 --> 00:55:32,881 I am not a bad person. 808 00:55:33,744 --> 00:55:37,782 I am young, and I like to have fun. 809 00:55:38,749 --> 00:55:42,131 And like any girl my age I have made mistakes. 810 00:55:50,899 --> 00:55:54,903 Yes, Mr. Profumo was keeping a secret. 811 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,388 We both were. 812 00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:59,701 But we weren't the only ones. 813 00:56:00,943 --> 00:56:03,221 And believe me, the secrets that surrounded us 814 00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:05,810 lead to far more than a few harmless lies. 815 00:56:08,606 --> 00:56:10,436 It's true. 816 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:12,679 Terrible crimes have been committed. 817 00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:15,233 But not by me. 818 00:56:16,787 --> 00:56:17,891 Yes, sir. 819 00:56:19,755 --> 00:56:23,656 Yes, looks like the girls could be a problem after all, sir. 820 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:31,905 Christine! 821 00:56:33,838 --> 00:56:35,219 Christine Keeler? 822 00:56:36,669 --> 00:56:39,119 -Who says so? -That's not a face anyone's gonna forget in a hurry! 823 00:56:40,051 --> 00:56:43,986 We would love to hear your story, Christine, when you're ready. 824 00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:47,783 The story behind the story. 825 00:56:48,301 --> 00:56:53,168 We'll pay you good money for it, photos as well. Double bubble. 826 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:00,555 Think about it! 827 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:04,075 All right. I will. 828 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:09,840 I didn't know it, but I still had a hell of a lot to learn. 829 00:57:11,186 --> 00:57:14,189 I was naive, I can see that now. 830 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:19,056 But so was he. And he was a man of the world. 831 00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:26,788 Hello. 832 00:57:27,305 --> 00:57:29,169 So you found me in the book then? 833 00:57:30,032 --> 00:57:31,689 Don't you look ravishing? 834 00:57:32,690 --> 00:57:33,829 Thank you. 835 00:57:38,972 --> 00:57:42,873 My carriage awaits if you fancy a spin. 836 00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:46,877 Why don't you come in first? John. 837 00:57:50,156 --> 00:57:53,470 Call me Jack. All my friends do. 838 00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:56,024 Jack. 839 00:57:57,474 --> 00:58:01,892 I wasn't expecting happily ever after. Just a bit of fun. 840 00:58:02,996 --> 00:58:07,760 But what started as harmless fun has sown the seeds of scandal. 841 00:58:07,794 --> 00:58:11,764 The most serious scandal this country has ever faced.